Laughter lines emoji
Take my waif, please emoji
Sorry I burned down your family tree emoji
To be fair emoji
Death by hangnail emoji
Limited ads emoji
Bread man walking emoji
Pineapple with a pirate fedora emoji
Potato with a balaclava emoji
Vomiting beaver emoji
Vomiting Santa emoji (from Randall Munroe of xkcd.com)
Vomiting Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer emoji
Santa eating a reindeer burger emoji
Rudolph eating a vegan elf burger emoji
Disgruntled elk emoji
Jaded Alpaca emoji
Incontinent giraffe emoji
Condescending hedgehog emoji
Benevolent porcupine emoji
OMGod! emoji
Beer league hockey emoji
Unemotional eggplant emoji
Life’s a roller coaster, keep your arms inside emoji (Conor Oberst)
New York I love you but you’re freaking me out emoji {LCD Soundsystem}
Running late for tea emoji
Jazz makes me angry emoji
Her eyes were sanguine, like a total lunar eclipse emoji
Impenetrable flan emoji
“Electrons Gone Wild” Spring Break Video emoji
Blame the dog emoji
Let sleeping dogs fly emoji
My dog barks at air emoji
Fingerless air quotes emoji
Them and us emoji
Unexamined beliefs emoji
Subtherapeutic coffee relief emoji
Drinking coffee at night makes you dream faster emoji (Jim Jarmusch)
You’re killing me, Smalls emoji (Sandlot movie)
I make promises I can not keep emoji
Entropy my ass emoji
Unencumbered attosecond emoji
Let’s get a body tattoo of all the lyrics from the album ‘Goats Head Soup” by the Rolling Stones emoji
Featureless cult emoji
Find a penny, pick it up, all the day you’ll have good luck emoji
(photo from rollingstones.com)
He runs like The Simpson’s intro sofa emoji
He runs like he is being chased by The Simpson’s intro sofa emoji
It’s an architectural turducken emoji {Bob’s Burgers}
Cruelty-free stationers emoji (Simpsons)
Cruelty-free missionary visit emoji
Cruelty-free timeshare presentation emoji
Cruelty-free accordion emoji
Photo by Raoul Croes
It’s right to the left emoji
It’s alright to be left emoji
It’s alright to be left behind emoji
It is right to the left, where I left it…… right? emoji
African American hole emoji
Event horizon emoji
Event horizontal bars emoji
Waning gibbous emoji
The moon shall rise again emoji (Futurama)
Orion’s Belt is loose emoji
Dark matter can’t be detected… yet emoji
Darkness invades the light emoji
Stars give us stability emoji
Stars teach us distance emoji
(Photo of Rosette Nebula from NASA…. Thank you, NASA!)
Potato in the tailpipe emoji
Potato salad in the Chinaman’s pipe emoji
Butterflies don’t smell like butter emoji
Lucy in the skies with broken glass emoji
(Photo by NASA of blue supermoon, including ISS space station tracking across the moon)
Too old to drive sober emoji
Too old to die young emoji {Scott Dooley, John Hadley, Kevin Welch}
Too young to snore emoji
“I’m too old to be wearing these clown socks, and they aren’t even mine!”… emoji.
A day without an umbrella emoji
A day without a kiss emoji
A day without a solution emoji
At the end of the day, it’s night emoji (Nick Kroll)
Up the proverbial creek without proper means of locomotion emoji
Up shit creek without a paddle emoji
When life gives you poop emojis, make poop juice emojis.
Turning diamonds back into coal emoji (Gregory Alan Isakov)
Turning gold back into stars emoji
Quantum popular mechanics emoji
Fermi’s paradox emoji
Pinocchio’s paradox emoji
Liar’s paradox emoji
Friendship paradox emoji
Birthday paradox emoji
Tea leaf paradox emoji
Schrödinger’s cat paradox emoji
Supporter of local team emoji
Supporter of team from an unpopular part of the country emoji
Supporter of team that moved to another city emoji
Supporter of an icon from the wrong side of history emoji
Desire for acceptance by a group you hate emoji
Photographer unknown, from FIFA.com
Tattooed babies emoji
Pigeon too fat to fly emoji
Otis is my dog emoji
“Otis-don’t-eat-that!” is my dog emoji
My dog, Otis, x 9
Fairy tale with vague moral to the story emoji
The light is burning brightly for the masses emoji {Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels movie}
A man tells himself many things emoji {Noah Hawley-Fargo tv show}
Addicted to odd numbers emoji
Addicted to prime numbers emoji
Addicted to odd prime numbers emoji
Addicted to the odd emoji
She said “moist” emoji
He said “slightly wet or damp” emoji
A disheartening lack of sarcasm emoji
No further questions emoji
Computer c0de emoji
Print(“\U0001F600”) emoji
:Insolubility: emoji
Infinite do loop emoji
Python was named for Monty emoji
Image from wallpapercave.com
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break emoji {Memphis Minnie}
Like a paper airplane in the rain emoji (Noah Hawley)
Rain, please wash my sins away emoji
Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain emoji {Dave Matthews}
And it rained, like a slow divorce emoji {Robyn Hitchcock}
I can’t stand the rain emoji (Ann Peebles, Don Bryant, Bernie Miller)
I love the rain the most; when it stops emoji {Joe Purdy}
Gravity pulls emoji
Desire draws emoji
Opposites attract emoji
Similarities repel emoji
The world changes when I change emoji
Symphony of one emoji
Symphony of two emoji
Symphony for the devil emoji
Madness of one emoji
Folie à deux emoji
Hot potato emoji
Hot half-baked idea potato emoji
Only you can prevent sad pumpkins emoji (Matt Kasson)
Dark end of the chip bag emoji
Light moves at 186,000 miles per second (in a vacuum cleaner) emoji
Sarah Cynthia Stout, would not take the garbage out emoji (Shel Silverstein)
The piano doesn’t play, and it never did emoji (Caamp)
I threw stones at the sky, but the whole sky fell emoji (Gregory Alan Isakov)
Don’t eat an apple while washing dishes emoji
The train has left the station emoji
Inexperienced tree surgeon emoji
Monochromatic painting emoji
Gauche gouache emoji
Nature, nurture, or chance emoji [Professor Robert Sapolsky]
No visible means emoji
Killing two stones with one bird emoji
Killing two stones with one bird: The aftermath emoji
Until the end of this sentence emoji
This may take up to a minute emoji
Questionable muffin flavor emoji
Unfortunate body odor emoji
Perpetual emotion emoji
Destination unknown emoji
Regarding irregardless emoji
We warned you emoji
Pin their ears back emoji
Oh, for Pete’s sake emoji
Deductible met emoji
Neurochemical directive emoji
Wind at my side and god on my back emoji
God’s away on business emoji (Tom Waits)
All my fingers are on my hands emoji
Enter softly, touching nothing, slip away, without a sound emoji [Trampled by Turtles]
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine emoji [Robert Hunter]
Tin roof….. rusted emoji {B-52’s}
No was her name; No was the lion that no one could tame emoji [Wolf Larsen]
She sells sanctuary emoji [Ian Astbury, Billy Duffy]
And I choose the rooms that I live in with care, The windows are small and the walls almost bare, There’s only one bed and there’s only one prayer, I listen all night for your step on the stair emoji (Leonard Cohen)
….and the circus boy dances like a monkey on barbed wire emoji {Springsteen}
There before the grace of you go I emoji (Paul Simon)
Water in the fuel emoji (Fred Eaglesmith)
In without knocking emoji (Mission Mountain Wood Band)
Dumb smelly girls emoji
Salty two-headed boys emoji
Flunked Biology emoji
Flunked Biology again emoji
Changed majors emoji
Are you bragging or complaining emoji
Strong moral compassion emoji
My squalor is your squalor, but better emoji
Be strange, but don’t be a stranger emoji
Let the good times roll emoji (Rick Ocasek)
Is it enough? emoji
Emoji? I hardly knew ya! emoji
She can make nothing out of something emoji
Let’s get small emoji {Steve Martin}
Let’s go do some crime emoji {Repo Man}
Facial expression waiting to happen emoji
No capes emoji {Incredibles movie}
Precisely the wrong size emoji
Centripetal force much? emoji
She could lose an eye…. or gain one emoji
Pass me the ring, Bilbo emoji
Pass me the frankincense, Senator emoji
Yo, son of god, pass me the myrrh emoji
He should have passed the ball emoji
Where would we be if we didn’t try? emoji
Just be nice; unless they have a gun, then be really nice emoji
Only short haired people do crime emoji
Johnny Rotten emoji
Sadness doppelgänger emoji
Perpendicular to nothing emoji
Cookie hangover emoji
Posthumously watched emoji
The dude abode emoji
I need a good defense emoji
Beautimus emoji
Hi my little beastie emoji
Leaf me alone emoji
When you fight gravity, you lose emoji
Mercury in retrograde emoji
Man uses spork as knife emoji [The Onion]
Great balls of fireflies emoji
Settle a tied score emoji
Broken spoke emoji
Broken stoke emoji
Brooding cactus emoji
Enigmatic 2Pac emoji
Adult popup book emoji
Why don’t dogs tip? emoji
Ban prenatal spanking emoji [Zach Galifianakis]
Epigenetic Jane emoji
Rods and cones emoji
When it rains, it pours emoji
(Grand Canyon photo by Keegan Pelton)
I am my mother’s child emoji (Conor Oberst)
I am my mother’s father emoji
Slug Bug emoji
Slug Pug emoji
All my money is tied up in cash emoji
My fingers and toes are parallel; mostly emoji
Don’t pull that thread emoji
Hellbound hippy aura puncher emoji
Owned by my phone emoji
Owned by your phone emoji
Shake the tree emoji
Free breakroom food emoji
Death by cubicle emoji
Death by hangnail emoji
mural painting by Ben Rogers (@Wolfies_Grin)
“I see” said the blind man as he walked into the wall emoji
Houses in Venice don’t have basements emoji
They played for a long time and there weren’t even any lyrics emoji
I’d like a Schweppe’s, please emoji
Mindful chatter emoji
Whispered intent emoji
Wistful smile emoji
88 lines about 44 women emoji [John Hall]
Detachable penis emoji [John Hall, Roger Murdock, Dave Rick, Chris Xefos]
Love is the drug emoji [Bryan Ferry, Andy Mackay]
On Planet Claire, no one has a head emoji [Henry Mancini, Fred Schneider, Keith Strickland]
When I hurt, you feel the pain emoji [Robyn Hitchcock]
Let’s get normal at the luau emoji [David Lindley]
New snowfall emoji
First snowfall of winter emoji
First avalanche of emotion emoji
Unexpected trainwreck emoji
Private Idaho emoji [The B52’s]
Private joke emoji
Silhouette of love emoji
Lingering No Doubt emoji
Billy “My” Idol emoji
Jeepers creepers emoji
Faltering resilience emoji
The loneliness that coffee shops treat emoji
What fresh hell is this? emoji [Dorothy Parker]
Try to make it seem like you wrote it that way on purpose emoji [French Dispatch movie]
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering emoji [Tom Waits]
This wasn’t just plain terrible; this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it emoji [Dorothy Parker]
Ask for permission instead of forgiveness emoji
Losing my religion emoji (Michael Stipe)
Losing my identity emoji
Losing my wishes emoji
Belly button lint emoji
Pencil thin pencil emoji
Headlights on the highway emoji
I couldn’t do that emoji
When you’re cold, I’ll be there, and hold you tight to me emoji [Sade]
Where am I, and who are you? emoji
Gravity is my favorite law of physics emoji (“Asteroid City” movie)
Gravitational waves are badass emoji
Stop before you fall into the hole I have dug here emoji [Pete Yorn]
I don’t need a better thing, I’ll settle for less emoji [Pete Yorn]
Hanami happens a femtosecond after the mountain rain ends emoji
Chindogu for the brilliantly impractical solution emoji
Kintsugi for repair of the shattered soul emoji
Derelict carb-uncles emoji
When a mind startles us emoji [Unknown]
One hand rapping emoji
Hands can’t be tongue tied emoji
Not on my watch emoji
Undefined hand gesture emoji
Undefined constant emoji
Concussion protocol emoji
Contrast governs resolution emoji
Dead battery emoji
“Bubbles” is a great name for a pet fish emoji
Pajama day emoji
Based on a true story emoji
A forgotten grace emoji
Dreams enough for half of us emoji
Never forget: Pluto 1930-2006 emoji
Your pants are on fire emoji
Your nose hair is on fire emoji
Your life is on fire emoji
Unencumbered cucumber emoji
Free the Glutens emoji [Tom Waits]
All hat and no cattle emoji [Osage tribe]
Check out the big brain on Spartacus emoji
Get that cat a beer emoji
Makeup for cats emoji
Chamber pot emoji
The razor’s edge emoji
Call and response emoji
Invisible costume emoji
Invisible friend emoji
Invisible friend that steals emoji {Bob’s Burger}
I am my dog’s emotional support animal emoji
Puppy running in her sleep emoji
Leaf me alone emoji
Mother’s little helper emoji
But there is a flag on the play emoji
My secret dimensionless box emoji
Right wing wrong beak emoji
May your children have children emoji
But here we are emoji
Perseus and Caput Medusæ emoji
They’re eating the dogs emoji
(photographer unknown, costume designer unknown)
Take this time to get right with your god(s) emoji
Light up the darkness emoji [Bob Marley]
White guilt catering emoji [Shrinking TV show]
Bored of the rings emoji [Doug Kenney, Henry Beard]
Helplessly hoping emoji (Steven Stills)
Helplessly homeless emoji
Up the proverbial creek without proper means of locomotion emoji (Unknown)
(painting by Mark Tansey, Title unknown)
Pilgrimage to nowhere emoji
Let us be normal on the dark end of the street emoji
Drunken cowboy hat emoji
Everyone hurts emoji {Michael Stipe}
Sometime emoji {Michael Stipe}
Nada y pues nada y nada y pues nada emoji (Nothing and then nothing and nothing and then nothing) [Ernest Hemingway]
¡Llama ya! emoji (Call now!)
Amargo como la vita emoji (Bitter as life)
¡Dios mio! emoji (My god!)
Te amo, mijo emoji (I love you, my son)
Pogue mahone emoji (Kiss my arse)
Bonne nuit emoji (Good night)
Wolf Larsen emoji
Sturgill Simpson emoji
Molly Tuttle emoji
Molly Tutelage emoji
Molly Tutankhamen emoji
Molly Turmeric XI hexafluorophosphate emoji
The no good very bad rotten metaphor emoji
When god wishes to punish us, he answers our prayers emoji (Oscar Wilde)
There is nothing without shadows except the light itself emoji (Pramoedya Ananta Toer)
Time isn’t holding us, time isn’t after us emoji (David Byrne)
The way you do anything is the way you do everything emoji (Tom Waits)
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t emoji (Tom Waits)
Expensive bicycle emoji
Expensive bicycle part emoji
Expensive bicycle race fee emoji
Too wild, never mild emoji [Margaretta Page]
Sounds crazy, tastes great emoji
Put him up against the wall, shoot him full of pentothal emoji (Bruce Cockburn)
We just couldn’t do the math emoji (Fred Eaglesmith)
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant (exceptin’ Alice) emoji [Arlo Guthrie]
Goofin’ wid da bees emoji {Harry Nilsson}
Take me to the river emoji {David Byrne}
Dancing with Mr. D emoji (Stones)
11.15.24 Christmas bazaar emoji
Christmas. Bizarre story emoji
Don’t judge a book by its movie emoji (Unknown)
That’s always been my problem: people think I’m being vulgar when I’m being serious, and they think I’m being serious when I’m being vulgar emoji (John Byrum and Bill Murray)
The name of the town was “Sign Here” emoji
You know nothing, John Stark emoji (Game of Thrones)
I don’t need a better thing; I’ll settle for less emoji (Pete Yorn)
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